MisFortune Magazine Latest Edition //
Send me the Co-ordinates of your wives grave, we'll bring some stray dogs to take a shit on it as we hysterically laugh at your dead bitch in the ground! I'll get my family to mark our victory on your dead bitch! She likes roses I see... I'll get my wet garbage with my kid's shit -sludge diapers to decorate yours, your wives and your master's graves...If you're still crawling around like a shin-chan piglet, don't eat shit, gingerly nibble on it and remember our names in reverence you slut!
DIGNITY OF THE DEAD. REST IN SHIT TAWEE CHEARAVANONT!
YOU ME & DEATH GO A LONG WAY SHINCHAN...
Dhanin isn't even your name you peasant! You are CHIA EK CHOR! SON OF EK CHOR - Ek Chor literally translated in Hindi is aptly "A THIEF", wow must be serendipity?!
You and your peasant dad, 2 thieves who started this shit! Birthed another wretched "CHOR"!
Now it's time we send you to your wife, your dead dad & your dead bitch of a mom!
You insecure little shit from your little seed shack, your family tree doesn't even look like you!
You look like a Shinchan who went around stealing sperm cells, freezing eggs and conducting experiments like you did with your fish
In your haphazard quest for immortality, you look like the oddball Shinchan servant in your own family potrait.
You synthetically engineered weak ass LION+TIGER = WEAK LIGER family tree! JOKE.
Bluffer Duffer, stop trying to yet again bully people with your obsolete peasant tactics of trying to control using fear and fake news you infantile cheapskate.
We're virtually molesting you like our whore with an unhappy ending avenging everyone you messed with!
Do something about it, you little ShinChan bitch!
Yes, you little piglet Chearavanont!
Why don't you tell them what happened?
Inside joke among the BlackChin Tilapia fishes....
Fish 1: What do you call a DEAD CHEARAVANONT?
Dying Shrimp: Chearava "GONE"!! HAHAHAHA
A Billionaire is My Bitch!
// poetry
Cure for the itch!
I cursed a billionaire into a ditch!
BlackChin fishes ate him away,
Lacerations and cuts beyond a stitch!
Preside upon the dinner table for supper,
At “YOUR” table “MY” old rugged boss is the new joke!
Magic Silverware from SilverBlack being flung around,
Pincering his guilty ass with my pitchfork!
In the kingdom - Marketing magicians call us "Sire",
He’s the Cause and Effect of our magic fire;
We’re digging a creative graveyard for his DieNasty,
His great grandkids are going to be nibbling on a tyre.
He fiddled with our career,
We turned Grim-Reaper from the grave,
Creator multiplied our fortunes,
While we cursed his butt-crack he tries to save.
Screw this Dead Shrimp Chic Fillet Billionaire.
Onto the next one.. from our burgeoning Marketing TreasureChest!
